At first I was worried, then I realize it's from "receiving" anal intercourse.

 

It's always better to "give" than it is to "receive".

 

Touche...

 

Do you ever wonder about the guys who tested Preparations A-G?

 

A real bad case of hemhorroids can be fatal if detected late. You could actually bleed to death if a vein were to burst.

 

i'm guessing the H is in reference to hemorrhoids, so there's probably never was an A-G.

but yeah, this reminds me of the fomula 409 commercial where a custodian was playing a a prototype formula 410 and blasts a huge hole through the wall. this is followed by the announcer saying "...formula 409...because the world is not ready for formula 410..."

 

yeah, can you imagine if one was to rupture his/her hemorrhoid while taking a sh!t, with your loved one finding you keeled over on the floor with blood and sh!t all over the place...

 

i'm afraid to google it. i'll probably end up getting tons of spam mail and pop up ads for hemorrhoids while surfing the web afterwards.

 

I don't have to imagine it. I've been to such 911 calls. NOT pretty. It's never a good thing to have blood come out your ****. In fact, it's one of the most frightening things that can happen to you. What's worse is when it comes out both ends. You are not long for this world when that happens.

 

Bum Grapes

I think that's the funniest thing I've heard this week