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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 12:54 PM
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A guy had been dating his girlfriend for over a year and they decided to get married. There was only one problem: her beautiful younger sister. The prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near him and he always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her little sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived, wearing a see through negilgee, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn’t overcome. She told him that she wanted him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister. Well, he was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” He was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door and headed straight towards his car. His future family was standing on the front lawn, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, his father-in-law to be hugged him and said “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 12:56 PM
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 12:57 PM
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dude just didn't have mad game like jamesk
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 12:59 PM
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haha. great story!!!
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:23 PM
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:30 PM
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Heard it before but funny none the less Lol!
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:31 PM
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win x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:37 PM
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wait didn't the same thing happen to joeyballs
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:42 PM
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lol i like this one
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by beanseff,Sep 29 2009, 02:37 PM
wait didn't the same thing happen to joeyballs
That's why I just posted the link to this thread in his thread.
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