long story short, a bug flew in my ear and was flying around for a good 15 seconds before the noise started sputtering down and then finally stopped. i flushed my ear for about 10 minutes but i never saw a bug. how do i get it out?

 

go see a doctor, an ENT would be a good bet.

Of course the extra brain cells in your head could only help you.

 

a doctor? the bug was like * big.

and the bug is probably smarter than me already, so he's now dumber for being part of me.

 

Stuff a bug in the other ear to balance things out.

 

Is it bugging you? Might want to just leave it bee.

 

that's pretty punny.

 

I'd shove a toad in there to nab that little bug for a snack.

Nah..seriously, go to a doctor to get it removed and flushed. It could have laid some eggs in your ear. When they hatch the larvae will eat at your ear drums and brain.

 

And you don't want those little buggers to starve, do you?

 

hold your nose and shut your mouth and BLOW.it should get it out.

this happened to my mother about a month ago, but the bug was still alive.I told her to do the above and the little critter came out.

 

Has never happened to me, but I think I'd freak out.