Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the army. On his first day in basic training, the army issued him a comb. That afternoon the army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the army issued him a jock strap. The army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

 

5/10 Medium lulz

 

hmmmmmm 5/10

 

8/10 ^ those dudes are tough on u raptor

 

meh from NC

 

8/10

 

Not drunk enough on delivery.