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Old May 6, 2010 | 10:48 AM
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http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/05/eli...high_school.php

Elisabeth Mandala was a popular senior at Kempner High School in Sugarland, Texas. But she also had a private side that showed a jones for both money and adventure. Unbeknownst to her mother, she was working as a stripper. Then she disappeared late last month...

Elisabeth was secretly working as a stripper. She also wanted to learn how to smuggle illegals.

​He mom believed she was headed to Mexico to learn how to be a coyote, shuttling illegal immigrants across the border into the Good Old USA. While police were searching for the girl, she posted a note on her Facebook page saying she was in Mexico and would be back soon.

But the country isn't a place for little high school girls these days. With the non-stop slaughter between smuggling cartels, it's come to resemble Fallujah on Free Liquor & Ammo Night. And it seems Elisabeth got in way over her head.

She was found dead in a truck along with two older men carrying fake IDs. Whoever was responsible tried to make it look like an accident, but Mexican police say all three were beaten to death. And since most of Mexico's murders go unsolved, there's little chance we'll ever know what happened to her.

On her Facebook page last month, she wrote that "fame is looking for me." It has found her, at least in her tiny world of Sugarland, Texas. But it won't be the kind she can enjoy.



wtf???
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Old May 6, 2010 | 10:50 AM
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idiot. 0 sympathy.


oh, and i'd hit it.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 10:56 AM
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If by fame you mean having your obituary in the local paper, you've arrived.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 10:57 AM
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Someone watched the show Weeds a little bit too much
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Old May 6, 2010 | 10:59 AM
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Survival of the fittest, lets just be happy she didn't have a few litters of dumb kids to either be criminals or on welfare.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 11:03 AM
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Raped, beaten, and left for dead.

That's a first for Mexico!
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Old May 6, 2010 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by AllWorldLax,May 6 2010, 01:57 PM
Someone watched the show Weeds a little bit too much
She probably just didn't wear a dress short enough that it would make the drug dealers want to marry her.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 11:47 AM
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That's some good parenting skills where stripping wasn't acceptable but being a Coyote was.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by AllWorldLax,May 6 2010, 10:57 AM
Someone watched the show Weeds a little bit too much


I'm blaming El Andy and Senor Flippy Floppy for this one
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Old May 6, 2010 | 12:08 PM
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[QUOTE=thebig33tuna,May 6 2010, 10:50 AM] idiot.
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