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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 08:55 AM
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This is a true story.


So a guy moves into a new neighborhood and one Sunday he comes home and his dog is chewing on a rabbit that it had apparently found and killed. He looks over and sees an open rabbit cage in his neighbors yard and knows they have kids.

The neighbors are not home and he's panicing. He hasn't met the neighbors before and wondering what he's going to do about this. He decides to clean off the rabbit carcass so at least the family can bury their dead pet.

After cleaning it off it's looking pretty good. So good infact that it could be mistaken for sleeping. He decides to blow dry it and then puts it back in the cage looking like it's sleeping. He then fixes the fence where his dog got through.

The neighbors get back and the kids eventually go to the back yard and start playing. The he see a kid walk over to the rabbit cage and then that kid calls over his brother. Both kids are distraught and call their parents over.

The parents come out and look at the rabbit that has apparently died in its sleep.

Later the guy goes and meets the neighbors and the dad says, "You know the damndest thing happened. Our rabbit died a couple of days ago and we buried him and today he appeared back in his cage."
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 09:18 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 09:38 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 09:56 AM
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Sounds like the scene from Dicky Roberts.
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 10:45 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by The Gasman,Jan 31 2011, 12:55 PM
This is a true story.
Do you know how I know they are not true stories, when they start out by saying "this is a true story."

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/haredry.asp
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 12:00 PM
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At least his dog didn't do it.
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 12:09 PM
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omfg, thats epic... he even cleaned it off
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 12:28 PM
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One of our directors actually claimed that this was his neighbors problem as he was observing the events unfold in front him. This is going to get real funny.
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Ubetit,Jan 31 2011, 01:50 PM
Do you know how I know they are not true stories, when they start out by saying "this is a true story."

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/haredry.asp
DOH!
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