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Old Mar 10, 2009 | 09:31 AM
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http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122290720439096481.html

There's been a mackerel economy in federal prisons since about 2004, former inmates and some prison consultants say. That's when federal prisons prohibited smoking and, by default, the cigarette pack, which was the earlier gold standard.

Prisoners need a proxy for the dollar because they're not allowed to possess cash.
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Mackerel supplier Global Source Marketing Inc. says demand from prisons has grown since 2004. In recent years, demand has switched from cans -- which wardens don't like because inmates can turn them into makeshift knives -- to plastic-and-foil pouches of mackerel fillets
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Old Mar 10, 2009 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Mar 10 2009, 09:31 AM
instead of billy getting sold for a carton of smokes, he gets sold for three cans of mackerel
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Old Mar 10, 2009 | 10:27 AM
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Thread starter/topic title FTW.




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Old Mar 10, 2009 | 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Mar 10 2009, 10:27 AM
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Old Mar 10, 2009 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Mar 10 2009, 12:31 PM
I see a marketing op for someone.

Gangsta Mack Mackerels Shank Fillets.
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Old Mar 10, 2009 | 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Mar 10 2009, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by GPMike
Gangsta Mack Mackerels Shank Fillets.
that might work actually.
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Old Mar 10, 2009 | 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Mar 10 2009, 12:27 PM
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Old Mar 10, 2009 | 11:29 AM
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Sounds fishy to me.
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Old Mar 10, 2009 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Mar 10 2009, 10:39 AM
I see a marketing op for someone.

Gangsta Mack Mackerels Shank Fillets.
That'd get washed down with some Gangbanger Malt Liquor, "It's the 40 that hits you like a .38."
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Old Mar 10, 2009 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Mar 10 2009, 02:34 PM
That'd get washed down with some Gangbanger Malt Liquor, "It's the 40 that hits you like a .38."
yeah? wait till i release Dirty Harry Malt Liquor, hits you like a .45 magnum!


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.....6 minute abs!
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