A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

 

HAHAHAHAHA! Great!

 

George, make sure you abide mudslide evacuation protocols, not you first, then women and pets next..

Tan

 

We're close in La Crescenta, Tan.

 

7/10. Not too shabby.

 

8/10

 

6/10, you've done better raptor