In Honor Of Episode II
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In Honor Of Episode II
which side would you choose?
The Dark Side or a True Jedi?
Personally i would go with the Dark Side. I find myself to anger easily and from that to be able to get powers would be pretty damn cool. Man i wish the Force was real. I woulda snapped so many necks by now........
chris
The Dark Side or a True Jedi?
Personally i would go with the Dark Side. I find myself to anger easily and from that to be able to get powers would be pretty damn cool. Man i wish the Force was real. I woulda snapped so many necks by now........
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The advantages of the dark side:
You can shoot electricity from your hands instead of having to use a lightsaber
When you do use a lightsaber, you have the option of a really cool one instead of the standard
You get to wear a dark cloak so you look really mysterious
You get a really ominous name starting with "Darth"
It's okay to do bad things - everyone expects you to be bad because of the dark side
You don't have to keep promises or your word
It's cooler to say "you don't understand the power of the dark side" instead of "use the force" or "live long and prosper" (whoops, wrong program)
You don't have to live by all these wimpy Jedi rules
Your address is also more interesting eg - Mr Darth Vader, C/- Death Star II, Hoth System
You can shoot electricity from your hands instead of having to use a lightsaber
When you do use a lightsaber, you have the option of a really cool one instead of the standard
You get to wear a dark cloak so you look really mysterious
You get a really ominous name starting with "Darth"
It's okay to do bad things - everyone expects you to be bad because of the dark side
You don't have to keep promises or your word
It's cooler to say "you don't understand the power of the dark side" instead of "use the force" or "live long and prosper" (whoops, wrong program)
You don't have to live by all these wimpy Jedi rules
Your address is also more interesting eg - Mr Darth Vader, C/- Death Star II, Hoth System
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Originally posted by Bernie
The advantages of the dark side:
The advantages of the dark side:
But the important question is can you get LAID on the dark side? That would be my major concern. I mean, I would think it'd be cooler to bang a Jedi Knight than someone named Darth-something. I just think the girls dig the Jedi. 
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Originally posted by Bernie
The advantages of the dark side:
You can shoot electricity from your hands instead of having to use a lightsaber
When you do use a lightsaber, you have the option of a really cool one instead of the standard
You get to wear a dark cloak so you look really mysterious
You get a really ominous name starting with "Darth"
It's okay to do bad things - everyone expects you to be bad because of the dark side
You don't have to keep promises or your word
It's cooler to say "you don't understand the power of the dark side" instead of "use the force" or "live long and prosper" (whoops, wrong program)
You don't have to live by all these wimpy Jedi rules
Your address is also more interesting eg - Mr Darth Vader, C/- Death Star II, Hoth System
The advantages of the dark side:
You can shoot electricity from your hands instead of having to use a lightsaber
When you do use a lightsaber, you have the option of a really cool one instead of the standard
You get to wear a dark cloak so you look really mysterious
You get a really ominous name starting with "Darth"
It's okay to do bad things - everyone expects you to be bad because of the dark side
You don't have to keep promises or your word
It's cooler to say "you don't understand the power of the dark side" instead of "use the force" or "live long and prosper" (whoops, wrong program)
You don't have to live by all these wimpy Jedi rules
Your address is also more interesting eg - Mr Darth Vader, C/- Death Star II, Hoth System
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Originally posted by Bernie
The advantages of the dark side:
You can shoot electricity from your hands instead of having to use a lightsaber
When you do use a lightsaber, you have the option of a really cool one instead of the standard
You get to wear a dark cloak so you look really mysterious
You get a really ominous name starting with "Darth"
It's okay to do bad things - everyone expects you to be bad because of the dark side
You don't have to keep promises or your word
It's cooler to say "you don't understand the power of the dark side" instead of "use the force" or "live long and prosper" (whoops, wrong program)
You don't have to live by all these wimpy Jedi rules
Your address is also more interesting eg - Mr Darth Vader, C/- Death Star II, Hoth System
The advantages of the dark side:
You can shoot electricity from your hands instead of having to use a lightsaber
When you do use a lightsaber, you have the option of a really cool one instead of the standard
You get to wear a dark cloak so you look really mysterious
You get a really ominous name starting with "Darth"
It's okay to do bad things - everyone expects you to be bad because of the dark side
You don't have to keep promises or your word
It's cooler to say "you don't understand the power of the dark side" instead of "use the force" or "live long and prosper" (whoops, wrong program)
You don't have to live by all these wimpy Jedi rules
Your address is also more interesting eg - Mr Darth Vader, C/- Death Star II, Hoth System
for a name i would want something like Evil Obi Wan....that would be pretty cool
