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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 06:37 AM
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Just go in......

I went there last night to look for toys for my kids..... wow was that one ugly ass group of snaggle toothed, overweight flannel!

I kept telling myself that I would see a normal person at some point, but it never did happen.

The Exxon Valdez sized oil spills in the parking lot don't help either!

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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 08:12 AM
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who cares what others look like anyway? people are people
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 08:34 AM
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I care! I agree that the people in Walmarts are uneducated, inbread-ugly slobs with questionable heritage, and have ablolutely no social value.


Wait a minute.....Walmart is where I buy my autocare products, sporting goods and an occasional CD.












Maybe I should start buying from Walmart's website instead.

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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 08:55 AM
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Wow you people are harsh.... I used to be the same way... but I forgot I do shop at Wal-Mart and I am far from ugly lol.
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 12:11 PM
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Originally posted by MyBad
I care! I agree that the people in Walmarts are uneducated, inbread-ugly slobs with questionable heritage, and have ablolutely no social value.


Wait a minute.....Walmart is where I buy my autocare products, sporting goods and an occasional CD.












Maybe I should start buying from Walmart's website instead.

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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 12:13 PM
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I know it isn't the nicest thread, but jesus.... take a bath, get rid of the tony stewart hat, shirt and jacket, brush the teeth and maybe get someone to hem your pants instead of "walking off" the extra legnth!

Maybe even attempt to do a situp or two instead of just smoking and yelling at your dirty faced kids!

I am the furthest thing from a snob, but damned if walmart customers are disgusting!!!!
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 02:13 PM
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I am ugly and never been to a wal mart they are for far more ugly people than me
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 04:31 PM
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Ha Ha, my wife hates it when I walk around pointing out all the stupid people there! "I'm smarter that that guy.... yup, him too.....I'm smarter than that one also ....."
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 04:38 PM
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Ever since they added the Supermarket to our local Wal-Mart and made it into a SUPERWal-Mart, the store's clientel took a nose dive.

What can you expect? Wal-Mart is an "everything" store and so it attracts all sorts of people. I'd rather deal with these folks than the over zealous suburbinites inside the Gucci and Gap locations!

Wait, I take that back.
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 05:18 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by airgate
[B]Ever since they added the Supermarket to our local Wal-Mart and made it into a SUPERWal-Mart, the store's clientel took a nose dive.

What can you expect?
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