my roommate just shared a nasty one. the windows are open, the fans are on, and i sprayed some air freshener...but it still reeks in here, help i'm suffocating, any suggestions?

 

jump out the window

 

leave the room?

 

light a match

 

Let one of your own rip.

 

Take a wine bottle cork, shove it firmly up his arse and twist to make sure it takes. Get a needle and thread and sew his blow hole closed with fine tight sutures. Do not feed burritos or allow him to get close to a flame.

 

take a drive

 

run away

 

light a candle...a scented one...that usually works to get out smells

or Febreeze?

 

Tell it to leave.

The fire, whether from a match or a candle will burn off the offending gasses.