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Old Nov 1, 2004 | 07:14 AM
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Default How have you changed over the years?

As we get older, there are inevitably changes that everyone goes through. (IMO the biggest changes are between 17-25).

How have you changed over the years and are there things that you do now that you previously stated you would never do?
Old Nov 1, 2004 | 07:51 AM
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my penis grew a lot

i can now wear speedos with confidence

i can now go to my female doctor and not be embarrassed when she pulls my pants down to check my testacles

i can now pee further back from the toilet

i can now control my penis better when i step back further from teh toilet

i can now tell people i have a big penis

i can now swing my hips so my penis swings around in a big circle

i can now effectively slap my girlfriend in the face with my penis

i can now effectively slap my girlfriend in the butt with my penis

i no longer have to really trim my pubic hair back to make it 'look' bigger then it really is

i can now post pics of it to any girls that want it because its big

i can now prolly give myself a bj (not that i would but i could if i wanted to)

i can now boast about my big penis on s2ki

i can now disgust anyone reading this post about how big my penis got
Old Nov 1, 2004 | 07:54 AM
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Please tell me you didn't think of that yourself.
Old Nov 1, 2004 | 07:58 AM
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just thought of it right now as i was writing it..are you scared of big penis'
Old Nov 1, 2004 | 08:15 AM
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Only if it's got an STD
Old Nov 1, 2004 | 09:12 AM
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naomi-sarah, it didn't take long for your thread to go south (so to speak), did it?
Old Nov 1, 2004 | 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by hellothere,Nov 1 2004, 08:51 AM
my penis grew a lot

i can now wear speedos with confidence

i can now go to my female doctor and not be embarrassed when she pulls my pants down to check my testacles

i can now pee further back from the toilet

i can now control my penis better when i step back further from teh toilet

i can now tell people i have a big penis

i can now swing my hips so my penis swings around in a big circle

i can now effectively slap my girlfriend in the face with my penis

i can now effectively slap my girlfriend in the butt with my penis

i no longer have to really trim my pubic hair back to make it 'look' bigger then it really is

i can now post pics of it to any girls that want it because its big

i can now prolly give myself a bj (not that i would but i could if i wanted to)

i can now boast about my big penis on s2ki

i can now disgust anyone reading this post about how big my penis got




Geez, it didn't take that long at all for this thread to go straight to the crapper...
Old Nov 1, 2004 | 10:05 AM
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Old Nov 1, 2004 | 10:10 AM
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Usually when someone brags about their big penis they get asked to show it. Its inevitable.

Btw, are you sure you don't give yourself a bj? Besides, how do you know you can if you've never done it? So how far up your face can you poke yourself? Nose? Forehead?
Old Nov 1, 2004 | 10:16 AM
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past 2 or 3 years my life has completely changed. new outlook on life.

being cool
high school drama.
live your own life.



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