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Old Jun 11, 2006 | 08:50 PM
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CRAZY dude takes a bunch of kicks in the nuts and doesn't care!

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Old Jun 11, 2006 | 09:07 PM
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shaolin fung fu ftw jet li actually trained as a shaolin monk i believe before he went into show business. shaolin kung fu is the most widely known and strongest (i know people are going to argue otherwise but its my personal opinion) martial arts in the world. people who practice iron mountain techniques can take sharp steel to the body and not be cut.
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 12:24 AM
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my tai chi instructor's friend can do the exact same shit with his penis. he tied a rope on his dick and lifted about 90 pounds of weight. my instructor broke wooden chopsticks with his throat by jabbing it towards his throat. both of them are in there 60s 70s
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 12:49 AM
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i wonder if these guys can still have kids afterwards...
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 02:51 AM
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seems like they need a better hobby.
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 04:28 AM
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Now, now. Don't get excited. The only reason those monk have learned the art of of having balls of steel is only because they were either caught by their wife/girlfriend and got really hurt by being kicked in the nuts from them or were so wimpy that the girls first tested the guy's manhood by kicking him in the nuts to find out his worth. The monastary is a safe haven for the rejected to recouperate, heal themselves, and to prepare for their eventual return to the real world. This time they should be able to score with the ladies for having balls of steel! Unfortunately, most return to the monastary since they really miss having their balls kicked HARD by their master on a daily basis.

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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by curiouz_G,Jun 12 2006, 05:07 AM
shaolin fung fu ftw jet li actually trained as a shaolin monk i believe before he went into show business. shaolin kung fu is the most widely known and strongest (i know people are going to argue otherwise but its my personal opinion) martial arts in the world. people who practice iron mountain techniques can take sharp steel to the body and not be cut.
Jet trained in Wushu, a largely performance martial art.
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 09:42 AM
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SHAOLIN POWAH!

He's wearing a cup. =D
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 10:00 AM
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 10:06 AM
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Crouching Tiger, Iron Nutsack.
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