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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 07:57 AM
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Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffiene addictions, switch to expresso.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 09:49 AM
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Speed works quicker.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 10:11 AM
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Also, crack cocaine.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 10:29 AM
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Just use the cheapest.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 10:51 AM
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Ecstacy!!!
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 05:44 PM
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Originally posted by bayarea408
Ecstacy!!!

that'll do me!!!!!
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 10:53 PM
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Originally posted by bayarea408
Ecstacy!!!
Won't they all start kissing and hugging each other.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 11:12 PM
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Originally posted by AnDy_PaNdY


Won't they all start kissing and hugging each other.

That's why I slip it into the coffee every now and again
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 11:59 PM
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Oh please... not my pet peeve! It is eSpresso, not eXpresso! The Expresso was a sport version of the DODGE NEON!
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Old Jan 9, 2002 | 12:20 AM
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H20 ... Works for me, I don't like anything else.

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