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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Monkei,Jul 14 2005, 11:07 AM
I can tread water for many hours.
No, I'm not bull-shitting, or being cocky. It really isn't that hard. Just make 'S's with your arms, and lightly kick your legs. If you get tired, just take a deep breath, inflate your lungs, lay on your back and float for a couple of minutes until you can resume treading.
I was a water-baby when I grew up... spent lots of time in the lake
I'm the same. Been around water since a baby, and for some reason, I can tread, or stay afloat and do long distance swimming without breaking a sweat. Running however is a completely different story. I can only run 3 miles in 30 minutes...that blows.
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 02:52 PM
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You were asking how long can you tread water reminded me of this old Bill Cosby routine:



God: (standing on a chair behind Noah, he rings a bell once) NOAH.
Noah: (Looks up) Is someone calling me? (Shrugs and goes back to his work)
God: (Ding) NOAH!!
Noah: Who is that?
God: It's the Lord, Noah.
Noah: Right ... Where are ya? What do ya want? I've been good.
God: I want you to build an ark.
Noah: Right ... What's an ark?
God: Get some wood and build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Noah: Right ... What's a cubit?
God: Well never mind. Don't worry about that right now. After you build the ark, I want you to go out into the world and collect all the animals of the world, two by two, male and female, and put them into the ark.
Noah: Right ... Who is this really? What's going on? How come you want me to do all these weird things?
God: I'm going to destroy the world.
Noah: Right ... Am I on Candid Camera? How are you gonna do it?
God: I'm going to make it rain for a thousand days and drown them right out.
Noah: Right ... Listen, do this and you'll save water. Let it rain for forty
days and forty nights and wait for the sewers to back up.
God: Right...
Narrator: So Noah began to build the ark. Of course his neighbors were not too happy about it. Can you imagine leaving for the office at 7 AM and seeing an ark?
Neighbor: (enters whistling, with brief case) Hey! You over there.
Noah: What do you want?
Neighbor: What is this thing?
Noah: It's an ark.
Neighbor: Uh huh, well you want to get it out of my driveway? I've gotta get to work. Hey listen, what's this thing for anyway?
Noah: I can't tell you, ha ha ha.
Neighbor: Can't you even give me a little hint?
Noah: You want a hint?
Neighbor: Yes, please.
Noah: Well, how long can you tread water? Ha ha ha
Neighbor: There's one in every neighborhood. (Shakes head and leaves)
Narrator: Well Noah finally got the ark built. Then he had the task of
gathering all the animals two by two.
Noah: Hey, anybody know how to tell the difference between a male and a female mosquito? (Looking in a box) I told your rabbits before, only two! (He puts box in boat) Whew, finally the last two animals are on board. Let's get this thing closed up before God asks me to do something else. I'm six hundred years old. I am getting too old for this sort of thing.
God: Noah!
Noah: I knew it. What do you want now?
God: You're going to have to take one of those hippos off and get another one.
Noah: Why?
God: 'Cause you got two males. You need a female.
Noah: I'm too tired to bring anything else on board. You change one of them.
God: Come on, you know I don't work like that.
Noah: But I'm sick and tired of this. I've been working all day everyday
like crazy for months now, dawn to dusk. I'm tired of this.
God: Noah
Noah: Yeah?
God: how long can you tread water? Ha ha ha
Noah: Yeah, well I got news for you. You keep talking about this flood and I haven't seen a drop of rain. Meanwhile, the whole neighborhood is making fun of me. I told one of my friends I'd been talking to the Lord and he laughed so hard he wet his pants. Do you know I'm the only guy in town with an ark in his yard? People are picketing and calling the heath department, strangers walk up to me and say "How's it going, Tarzan?" I am sick and tired of all of this, you let me get a pregnant elephant . . . Do you give me an instruction book? . . . No!!! Here I am standing under the elephant and brrrrrrrrump! Right on top of me! I'm telling you, I've had enough.
You're supposed to see all and know all, well have you seen the bottom of that ark? Who's going to clean up that mess? Not me, I tell you. I quit. I'm tired of this. I'm going to let the animals out and burn that ark down. I can't believe you made me do all this . . .
(God takes a watering can and begins to pour water on Noah's head)
Noah: (continues) I can't believe the mess you got me in and . . . and . . .it's raining . . . This isn't just a shower is it? OK. All right, it's me
and you Lord, me and you all the way. I'm with you Lord. Whatever you
say....
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 03:09 PM
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I have a full water polo/swim background...I can also tread water for many hours
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Jul 14 2005, 11:54 AM
When the cruiser Indianapolis was sunk by a Japanese sub, the crew had to survive in the ocean, many with no life jackets. They did a few days out there. Many got eaten by sharks, but many made it.



there was a tv movie about it many years ago.
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 06:02 AM
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I can tread water for....well...however long it takes for my feet to hit the water 'til my head goes under. I'd say under a second.

I can't tread water.
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Dantheman,Jul 14 2005, 06:09 PM
I have a full water polo/swim background...I can also tread water for many hours
Me and a game of polo either needs to be on horses or i am wearing a life vest! I have no clue how anyone can stay on the water like that......but i will be practicing.
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 12:22 PM
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I can tred water for a long time, I do not understand what is so hard about it...i can tred water without even using my hands
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 02:12 PM
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In Navy boot we had tread-water tests a few times. One was with our work uniforms and boots on. Not fun.

Later on in SEAL prelims I had to tread water so long i almost drown. Not kidding.

I'm not a doctor or anything but one common accepted rule was that body composition had a lot to do with it. I was probably 180 lbs at 8% BF at the time. I had a tough time keeping afloat.

Now? I have no problems treading. I wish i was at 8%
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Monkei,Jul 14 2005, 11:07 AM
I can tread water for many hours.
No, I'm not bull-shitting, or being cocky. It really isn't that hard. Just make 'S's with your arms, and lightly kick your legs. If you get tired, just take a deep breath, inflate your lungs, lay on your back and float for a couple of minutes until you can resume treading.
I was a water-baby when I grew up... spent lots of time in the lake
same i haven't ever bothered to time myself until i failed, but in my scuba certification we had to do 15 minutes, which was a breeze.
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