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How To Make Your Asian Girlfriend Eternally Happy

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Old Dec 26, 2001 | 08:42 PM
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1) Be RICH. This is important for you, but not for her. For her the number two rule follows.

2) Spend MONEY on HER. This is the most important thing for her, whether you are rich, have any money, or must lie, steal, or kill to do it.

3) Be TALL. Of course you have no real control over this, but if you don't do it, she will secretly and forever resent you for it and it will come out of left field to smite you. Preferably be about one foot taller than her - not for comfort or aesthetics, but because you are a trophy and, as always, the bigger the better.

4) Be a MINDLESS ZOMBIE RULED BY HER. Forget what you've heard about submissive Asian women. They actually rule every relationship with insidious and painful, passive-aggressive, guilt-evoking, whiny, crying mind-control.

5) Have the EMOTIONAL STABILITY OF A 4-YEAR-OLD. She will be impressed and enraptured by your delight at the sight of Hello Kitty, stuffed animals, puppies, kitties, duckies, bunnies, as well as chocolates, shiny jewelry and other trinkets and knick-knacks. Also, she will understand perfectly well if you pout over the smallest perceived slight or slip and demand to be appeased, assuaged, or made up to. If you behave any other way, she will never understand it.

6) Dress like a PRETTY-BOY GEEK. This will save her the trouble of replacing your wardrobe and dressing you, herself.

7) Remove EVERY HAIR ON YOUR BODY EXCEPT THOSE ON YOUR SCALP. The sight of a whisker on your face reminds her that somewhere inside you, something is trying to grow. You must not grow - you must be as unchanging and constant as the firmament.

8) There are NO MORE RULES to making your Asian girlfriend eternally happy. If any situation arises which you feel the rules have not addressed, you are mistaken - immediately refer to the primary rules #1 and #2 - they are the solution in every such case.
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Old Dec 26, 2001 | 08:48 PM
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Thanks for the tips! Just a question thought, do
we need 2 shave our balls like pornstars??? Dressing
like a geek??? Uh....I think that's not me...well, being
ruled by my girlfriend doesn't mind me (kinky...LOL)!
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Old Dec 26, 2001 | 08:53 PM
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After reading this thread mYukki

I'm going to take you advice

And your word for it

axcilla
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Old Dec 26, 2001 | 08:55 PM
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Sounds like my roommate...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

yes, he does have an asian girlfriend....I hate her. She lives in the same hall (dorm).








These rules are so damn true it scares me.
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Old Dec 26, 2001 | 09:08 PM
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hey wassup...he he he me an asian girl and me and boy were just reading your post. it is the bomb..ha ha ha we couldn't stop laughing because it sounded just like me... that is too funny..where did you get this?? and integra do you really hate her that much why?? hey me going to ucr too..hope i see you soon and i will kick your roomates girls ass for you..but i need to charge you j/k...
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Old Dec 26, 2001 | 10:13 PM
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Originally posted by inurmammaface
hey wassup...he he he me an asian girl and me and boy were just reading your post. it is the bomb..ha ha ha we couldn't stop laughing because it sounded just like me... that is too funny..where did you get this?? and integra do you really hate her that much why?? hey me going to ucr too..hope i see you soon and i will kick your roomates girls ass for you..but i need to charge you j/k...
haha, I'd love to see that....she's the biggest whiner and wuss ever. Never heard anyone whine that bad in my life.
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Old Dec 26, 2001 | 10:58 PM
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is there anything that brought these tips on or did you just feel like giving them? Either ways they are good tips.

Karim
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Old Dec 26, 2001 | 11:13 PM
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Old Dec 27, 2001 | 12:34 AM
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hmmm...sounds like too much work. i'll have to avoid asian girls then.
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Old Dec 27, 2001 | 01:09 AM
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Originally posted by S2R
hmmm...sounds like too much work. i'll have to avoid asian girls then.
Ditto
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