not really sure if this is the right section for this so move it if need be,.......but i am amazed that girls take a pill and expect not to get pregnant.
am i the only guy that is like "did you get your period yet? did ya? did ya?" every single month????

 

Pill + pull out = win.

Or just let her be on top. Girls can't get pregnant when they're on top. You know...gravity.

 

 

Isn't the pill about 99.9% effective if the beotch takes it regularly and doesn't take any antibotics?

if in doubt, pull it out and give her a squirt in the eye!!!!

 

 

PIITB

 

fixed

 

Peter North shower FTMFW!!!

 

Meh I've never been concerned but I've only relied on the pill alone with girls that I'd dated for a while and really trusted. The rest have all seen the ol' baggy as well. I had one girl who lived out of town go so far as to tell me she was pregnant and keep the lie going for like 2 months, so far that she told me she was keeping the baby, then she wasn't, then I owed her money for her clinic visit to not keep the baby (I thought that was covered by our health care??), then to have her totally forget she ever lied about being pregnant in the first place.

She was a total nut bar so I'm glad I put it in her bum as well.

BUM NO BABY!

 

Truer words have never been spoken....or typed in this case