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Old Apr 29, 2009 | 07:09 AM
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Q. How much Calcium is in a kiss?
A. Enough to make a bone hard!

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Old Apr 29, 2009 | 07:17 AM
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Take it easy andrew dice clay.
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Old Apr 29, 2009 | 08:16 AM
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So she asked me for 16 inches and to make it hurt, so i f'd her twice and hit here with a brick.
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Old Apr 29, 2009 | 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Apr 29 2009, 08:16 AM
So she asked me for 4 inches and to make it hurt, so i f'd her twice and hit here with a brick.
Fixed.
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Old Apr 29, 2009 | 08:31 AM
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lol
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Old Apr 29, 2009 | 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by BLK N WHT,Apr 29 2009, 11:21 AM
Fixed.
"BOOM SHALAKA LAKA!"


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Old Apr 29, 2009 | 08:40 AM
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Jack and Jill went up the hill...........that f*ucking wh0re.
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Old Apr 29, 2009 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by BLK N WHT,Apr 29 2009, 08:21 AM
Fixed.
Fixed to reflect your size?
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Old Apr 29, 2009 | 09:38 AM
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hey, it may be small, but it sure is thin.
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Old Apr 29, 2009 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by BLK N WHT,Apr 29 2009, 12:38 PM
hey, it may be small, but it sure is thin.
"Spaghetti thin!"
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