Humor (again)
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Humor (again)
One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together.
They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in the pints, and
were stuck in the thick heads.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing
had happened.
The Irishman picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling,
"SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!"
They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in the pints, and
were stuck in the thick heads.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing
had happened.
The Irishman picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling,
"SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!"
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Originally posted by RaptorsGeoMetro
Being 3/4 Irish, I resemble that.
Being 3/4 Irish, I resemble that.
Hey - I'm not only more Irish than you (mother thorobred and father half-breed), but I'm a lawyer too. You'd never survive the humor I get every day. Actually, I love it. :-) Of course, I convert all my lawyer jokes into accountant jokes.
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