A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store only once.There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have jobs, love kids, and are extremely Ggod looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have strong romantic streaks. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

 

Oldie but still funny.

 

You forgot the addendum.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.

 

HAHAHA to the second part by Sabre

 

i'd do it differently...

1st floor wives that love sex
2nd floor hot wives that love sex
3rd floor hot wives that love sex and have money
4th floor would be dudes, since if you skip past the first 3 you're clearly not straight.

 

Oldie but still good!!!!

 

 

 

Wait wait wait. . .

what about:
hot, love sex, have money, and don't mind you sleeping with other women?

Does that make me gay? Plz to haz sexual oryentashun problem nao.