Elderly widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME &
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you. You have no legs!" The old man smiled and said "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" She snorted "You don't have any arms either!" Again, the old man smiled and said "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently and asked "Are you still good in bed?" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

 

lmao

 

You scared me with the title Raptor. I thought maybe you switched teams.

 

Perish the thought, Raj.

 

 

 

Haha! Good stuff Raptor!

 

Good one!


Lu Dawg

 

If erection persists for longer than 36 hours, seek medical attention.

 

I thought it was four hours.

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