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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 10:55 AM
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- Make sure to finish her off, but make her do some work too so she gets tired
- Let her fall asleep and stay asleep for at least 40 minutes.
- Gently get out of bed and replace yourself with a pillow.
- Quietly gather close and exit the room
- Get dressed and scram
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 10:56 AM
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Just leave. I've done it before.
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by gosixers215,Jul 2 2007, 01:56 PM
Just leave. I've done it before.
if its a total stranger, then I guess thats just fine...lol. I used to try to make my way through circles of girls that were friends. I needed to keep my resume as good as possible....still not staying the night though.
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 11:24 AM
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how do u live this life

I can't take it any more
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Jul 2 2007, 02:24 PM
how do u live this life

I can't take it any more
lol
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Jul 2 2007, 02:17 PM
How about a topic with advice on the most effective and quietest way to sneak out of a chick's bed/apartment/house after a one-night stand/3 o'clock slop?
chloroform
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Jul 2 2007, 02:30 PM
chloroform
LOL, yea, or I just hit her in the head with her alarm clock and run.
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Jul 2 2007, 02:47 PM


one of my idiot co-workers (we will call her "the blimp") was telling me (hard to hear her while she is sitting on my face) that she was going to get one..... at $8.00 per hour that would take her *only* 83 hours of work (after taxes = ~$6.00 hour).... IDIOT!!!!!!!

She is about 350lbs of pure energy...
She ought to be fun. Those fatties try real hard in bed... so i'm told.
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Ubetit,Jul 2 2007, 02:45 PM
She ought to be fun. Those fatties try real hard in bed... so i'm told.
i am not sure I have enough to even reach for penatration......
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 12:17 PM
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Perhaps we should ask your Mom?
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