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I got the most random PM todayy

Old Sep 23, 2008 | 11:41 AM
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Default I got the most random PM todayy

I go to my inbox and I have a pm with the subject "head". The only text in the message was:

"I need a head. you got one."

I do not have a engine head for sale and at first I thought I was being solicited for oral sex.
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 11:46 AM
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Decapitation is for guys with a good head on their shoulders.
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 11:46 AM
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Reply: "40 roses. Meet you in 30 minutes. Full service for 100 roses."
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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Capitalization is the difference between I helped my uncle Jack off a horse and I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 12:50 PM
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Old Carlan joke - you can say you pricked your finger, but you can't say you fingered your...
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 12:56 PM
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You never answered my PM.
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Gymkata,Sep 23 2008, 02:52 PM
Capitalization is the difference between I helped my uncle Jack off a horse and I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
The economy is under-capitalized.
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by mxt_77,Sep 23 2008, 02:46 PM
Decapitation is for guys with a good head on their shoulders.
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Sep 23 2008, 12:56 PM
You never answered my PM.
LOL!
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 04:57 PM
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Sender knows you give good head to men. End of story.
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