pretty much the one thing you don't want to hear from a girl you're dating. Possible hidden meanings behind this statement are:

I got a train run on me
I blew your best friend
I blew your second best friend



While you're here, name a few.

 

I shit and pissed all over myself and possibly some other people, too.

/thread

 

I opened a tab with your credit card and never closed it.

I am too hung over to give you a wake up bj and cook breakfast.

 

"We were both drunk - It didn't mean anything"

 

yeah, that's what i'm afraid of

 

"and groovy touched my forbidden places"

 

". . . which means I was impaired, but you and I had sex, right? I can't seem to remember. . . "

 

If you have been recently seeing this girl, she may be embarassed and use this as the reason she had sex bc, "shes not that kind of girl"

i wouldnt sweat it, she's going through her own issues.

 

Were you with her when "she had too much to drink"? If not, then she let someone else hit it and is laying the groundwork to blame the alcohol. Drop her like a hot potato.

 

Too easy. I say it's your turn to "get too drunk" and "dialed the wrong #." I hope you kept the #s of potential girls.