ALRIGHT, I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF DISSIN' MISS CLEO. I'M CALLING HER TO TELL. YOU GUYS JUST BETTER WATCH OUT, SHE'S GOT THE POWER!

 

CALL ME HOW?? 1-800-I'm-dumb!

 

Damn, she's sooooo good. She knows everything about everybody. She's just brilliant! Don't you go messing with Miss Cleo, now. (If you don't like her, go watch Billy Mays and his Oxyclean on another channel!)

 

oh the beauty of vagueness.

Ms. Cleo: So, Vanessa, you are female, no?

Vanessa: OMG, how'd you know? This is amazing. I'm gonna call in everyday. Ms. Cleo, you're my bestest friend.
(cue the thumbs up, smile, and wink. Hold the phone proudly)

Somebody shoot me now!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Drop Top
[B]oh the beauty of vagueness.

Ms. Cleo:

 

Some of her commercials are pretty funny though, especially the one where she's at a radio station and she's taking calls from listeners.

Wonder if the accent is real or not.

 

And now, Miss Cleo jokes!!! What a world!

 

Call mee now forr yor free reeden, what arrre u waitin for, peeck up da phone now. I'm luukin aat da card of:
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!" yup, yup.... I cun tell u don't liike mee.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Spanky
[B]Call mee now forr yor free reeden, what arrre u waitin for, peeck up da phone now.

 

Presumably, she probably predicted that someone's gonna write a topic like this about her.

-x

By the way, if u can take time to actually understand her with the accent, i think u'd go over ur minutes anyway.