I swear this is a true story and not a joke, I was with my dad and we both witnessed this first hand.

A guy with a mid to late 70's corvette is standing with a coat hanger trying to break into his car. Obviously he has locked his keys in and is not having any luck retreiving them. Not thinking anything about it we walk into the store, pick up what we need and leave. As we walk back to where we had parked we see a cop standing next to the car trying to open it and also not having any luck. The windows are tinted so the view inside is not that great. The cop gets close and looks into the car, then looks at the guy and comments "Sir, the passenger side is not locked, why don't you open that door." I swear on my life, this guys comment was "I know her side is open (pointing to his wife standing on the other side of the car), but MY side is locked! How do you expect me to drive the car from the pasenger seat!?!?!?!?"
The cop looked at us standing there laughing at these idiots, snickered, got back into his car and left. I am still not sure the guy ever figured out how to get into the car.

Some people are just too stupid to be allowed to live.

 

Thats hilarious, definitely gets the award for the stupidest person.

 

 

When did PeaceLove&S2K change his S2000 for a Corvette ??

 

you could have made some money offer to help him retrieve his keys for a fee

 

 

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by rallykid
[B]As we walk back to where we had parked we see a cop standing next to the car trying to open it and also not having any luck.

 

Why does this not surprise me? Let me guess, it's the public school system's fault, right?

 

lmao