I just passed the California Bar Exam
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I just passed the California Bar Exam
So I'm happy that I passed the bar, but sad to say I do not have a job secured. Anyone here have any contacts I can use?
I'm looking for work in business/corporate law in the San Diego, Orange County, and Los Angeles areas (although I strongly prefer San Diego so I won't have to relocate).
I graduated from Loyola this past May, in case there are any other alums on here...
Thanks,
-John
I'm looking for work in business/corporate law in the San Diego, Orange County, and Los Angeles areas (although I strongly prefer San Diego so I won't have to relocate).
I graduated from Loyola this past May, in case there are any other alums on here...
Thanks,
-John
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Hey John! You're back??? Haven't seen you post for like...forever!
Congrats! My sister is an IP attorney up in the Bay Area, sorry that may not help.
I think Knobe Olsen & Bear up in Irvine was expanding, you might want to check them out.
Congrats! My sister is an IP attorney up in the Bay Area, sorry that may not help.
I think Knobe Olsen & Bear up in Irvine was expanding, you might want to check them out.
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Congrats, I hear passing the board is hard.
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Q: When will you see a pole with a worm at both ends?
A: When you go fishing with a lawyer.
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Q: What do you call a dozen sky-diving lawyers?
A: Skeet.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
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Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road?
A. To sue the chicken on the other side.
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Q. Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?
A. New Jersey got to choose.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
A: The diphthong.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.
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Q: What is a lawyer's ideal weight?
A: About five pounds, including the urn.
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Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Q: How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Q: Why are lawyers' brains so expensive?
A: It takes so many to make an ounce.
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 75?
A: Your honor.
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A. Accountants know they're boring.
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Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An impossibility.
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Q: Why should you swerve to avoid hitting a lawyer on a bicycle?
A: That bicycle might be yours!
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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a pothole?
A: People will try to avoid hitting a pothole.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a wheelbarrow full of shit?
A: The wheelbarrow.
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Q: What's the difference between an accident and a calamity?
A: It's an accident when a bus full of lawyers plunges off the road into a river. It's a calamity if they can swim.
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Hey Ming! I haven't gone anywhere, I've just been hiding in the Racing & Competition Forum for the past few years. I haven't had much time to check the other forums, so that has been my home.
Knobbe Martens Olsen & Baer is pretty much only an IP firm. I would consider a job in IP, but I would prefer something in business/corporate law. I guess I'll send them resumes today anyway.
As for the lawyer jokes... I think you got all of them that I know. I thought you were going to miss the one about a lawyer burried up to his neck in sand, but you even had that one.
Knobbe Martens Olsen & Baer is pretty much only an IP firm. I would consider a job in IP, but I would prefer something in business/corporate law. I guess I'll send them resumes today anyway.
As for the lawyer jokes... I think you got all of them that I know. I thought you were going to miss the one about a lawyer burried up to his neck in sand, but you even had that one.