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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 12:30 PM
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,310636,00.html

Real women don't just have curves, they also are smarter, live longer and give birth to smarter children, according to a new study.

In the research, scientists at the University of Pittsburgh and University of California, Santa Barbara, used data from a study of 16,000 women and girls, which collected details of their body measurements and their scores in cognitive tests. The study was published in the journal of Evolution and Human Behavior.

Click here to see an abstract of the study (full study available for purchase)

They found that women with a greater difference between the waist and hips scored significantly higher on the tests, as did their children, according to a report in The Sunday Times Online.
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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 12:31 PM
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Thats because the skinny girls don't need to have any brains to get by.

My mom is a fatty boom bom, that's why I am a genius.
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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 12:44 PM
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<<< wants to meet vader's mom...

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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 12:58 PM
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"Do you know the reason why men are attracted to cleavage is because it reminds us of women's buttocks, because, I suppose presumably when we were cavemen we used to sort of do you from behind, so, we like the- and then we evolved and probably turned you over when language came into- or just to look at the chest which reminded us of the buttocks in the first place.."

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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by C U AT 9K,Nov 16 2009, 01:58 PM
"Do you know the reason why men are attracted to cleavage is because it reminds us of women's buttocks, because, I suppose presumably when we were cavemen we used to sort of do you from behind, so, we like the- and then we evolved and probably turned you over when language came into- or just to look at the chest which reminded us of the buttocks in the first place.."

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Wrong.

Men are attracted to cleavage because big tits are awesome.
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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 06:07 PM
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So you dump some baby batter in a fat one and leave her home nurturing your smart f_ck trophy and have a hot slim one to take out in public, problem solved.
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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 07:54 PM
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^No no no...

"women with a greater difference between the waist and hips scored significantly higher on the tests, as did their children"

That my friends means hourglass shaped! Woohoo! So in general, a chick who's 36-24-37 (13" difference) will be smarter and have smarter children than the one who's 36-32-37 (5" difference)! Now get out there and nock up some Hooters waitresses in the name of science!
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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ou818,Nov 16 2009, 02:18 PM
Wrong.

Men are attracted to cleavage because big tits are awesome.
so much win.
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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 08:36 PM
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this thread obviously lacks pics
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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by phizzak.s2k,Nov 16 2009, 11:36 PM
this thread obviously lacks pics
"unfortunately" is the word you were looking for.
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