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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by KoketsuCivicSi,Aug 21 2009, 12:10 AM
if you have to think about whether saying anything or not, the best advice is to not say it.
oh, she's game for dirty talk, how that saying go lady on the street, freak in the sack
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 08:02 AM
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whatever mang.. you call 'em like you see 'em.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by GateCrasher,Aug 21 2009, 09:33 AM
Time for some angry makeup sex!! See what else you can call her in bed...
Grab her breasts and tell her they feel just like her sisters.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Saki GT,Aug 21 2009, 11:25 AM
Grab her breasts and tell her they feel just like her sisters.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by beanseff,Aug 20 2009, 06:30 PM
we were in the grocery section, and we passed by the whipped cream, and she grabbed a can and smiled i said you dirty slut, i didn't notice the lady behind me

she's not talking to me right now
You should have slapped her on the ass when you said it!

POTW if you ask me!
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 01:56 PM
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Who cares? You already told her twice.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark355,Aug 21 2009, 01:56 PM
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Who cares? You already told her twice.
Hear that kids? That's the sound of a thread lock commin'.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 02:28 PM
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Lol if called my gf a dirty slut I'll be in the dog house for a lil.... and the women beating jokes not funny at all.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 03:03 PM
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I'm surprised this thread hasn't been flushed away to the back lot
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Old Sep 7, 2009 | 08:22 PM
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Jane, you ignorant dirty slut!
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