So yesterday I walked my hell-spawned puppy in the chilly, windy weather. Stupid me! Today I woke up to a feverish cold. My throat hurts, my whole body aches, and my head is playing to some tune with drums. But somehow, I like being sick. I like feeling funny and tired inside. I like to fall asleep much easier and at any time of day. Being sick certainly makes me sleep easier, and I also get more than enough sleep.

So that son of a bitch caused me to have a feverish cold. Time to barbeque that sucker. Mmmm...barbequed puppy and warm sake. Who wants to join me? J/K! I love that little sonofabitch! But he's too hyper. Time to cut off his testicles or something, hopefully next month.

 

"Nothing interesting to state!"

your sig says it all.



(j/k)

 

fyi: being out in the cold does not cause one to become sick. colds and flus are caused by viruses. you must have contracted that virus from someone or have touched something that have traces of the virus left by another sick person and then touched your nose or mouth.

 

Diagnosis: Racist prick.

 

Cure: lying POS!

 

 

True that! But in the Off Topic, people often post what's on their minds, so did I.

 

fair enough

 

And I thought you were going to say that it was because you got your girlfriend to dress up in a nurses outfit to take care of you.



Feel better.

 

This goes down as one of the most useless threads I've ever read.