Today's reason to vote for me is: I'm in first place, don't you guys want me to be in even MORE first place?


Also, its finally not raining! On goes the north face off goes the top.

 

Sorry for abandoning everyone, I had to take (and pass!) an exam for my business law class.

Today's reason to vote for me is: I abandon all malls near the holidays. They have to be giving away stuff for me to go there.

 

Todays reason to vote for me is: I am a liar. My new tattoo shop is in a mall and I am going there in 30 minutes. I'll leave my gun at home since I am not trying to get a new pair of Jordans.

 

When does the contest end? January 1st?

 

Good question, I am smart enough to not ask until then. I'll demand my crown on January 1st.

 

Sorry for ignoring everyone but its the holidays. For those who are still following this little stunt I have some fan-effing-taskic news to report! Because I have been asking everyone for votes I ended up scoring a date with a smoking hot girl. I can't upload or I would show you guys what she looks like in a bikini.

 

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You got PM!

 

Thanks to this horny SOB here she is ! The one on the right:

 

I don't always like tiny girls, but when I do, they look like that. Good catch sir