i think his (m)omlette him stay out all night....

 

This is what I dislike America. We are too easy forgiving. Sure, getting kill for egging isn't right. But that motherfuuucker shouldn't have mess with people car to begin with.

If you push someone don't be surprise when their reaction isn't pushing you back.

 

Were his brain's scrambled by the bullet?

 

Did his eggs benedict friend turn him in?

 

What the deviled has gotten into people lately?

 

His brains were runny.

 

eggpic thread LOL

this should produce and eggistential discussion on the validity of his actions

 

reminds of the thread that spawned this gem from me:

 

Looks like the sniper was an eggspert in his field.

 

these egg yokes are eggxausting