"My caaaak tastes like Marlboros. . . really!!!"

 

 

^

who cares if she's a smoker? looking at pictures of her on the internet is as close as any of us are going to get to her. smell really isn't an issue.

 

^^WHAT you don't have the New Iphone app that simulates smells and squirts them in your face? You can fap with most of your senses nowadays.
Its the 21st century buddy time to UPGRADE!!

 

i don't think i want to smell 99.999% of what i see on the internet. ymmv.

 

You wish!

 

If washing his car is Bay's version of a casting couch it is beyond epic fail. It is the fail of the century. If you want to misuse your power and influence to get your jollies, well then washing your car is about as weak as it gets.

And while I think she is hot, I think she is skanky, which makes her a "who cares" person. Not as "who cares" as Paris Hilton, but close.