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Old May 3, 2007 | 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 3 2007, 07:04 PM
When I'm joining Grogan's Heroes, I do it whenever and however. I know I'm pretty much the king pooper at work (largest and smelliest). Everybody else got wives who've got them on a regular diet. I'm one of the few who've got the mixed-ingredient bachelor ass.


you're a damn good man for owning up to that.
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Old May 3, 2007 | 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 4 2007, 01:23 AM
Dern tootin'. Although man, nothing beats droppin' that deuce I did at the Chick-Fil-A off of Kingston Pike. Clogged that sucker! Had to do the sneak-out.
LOL! You a local (If so you should check out the Smoky Mountain forum)? Glad I wasn't in the area for that!

Doh, nevermind I see your a San Joseian...
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Old May 3, 2007 | 11:45 PM
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I went to go karting with a friend of mine, but stopped off for dinner before that. He really needed to take a sh!t after dinner, so I told him to use the one @ the restaurant or the karting place. He was being a bitch and nooooo way in hell would he go anywhere other than his own throne back home. I really wanted to **** him over, but in the end, we ended up driving back (20 min away) and didn't go karting. I'm sure not going to go anywhere with that asshat again.
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Old May 4, 2007 | 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by AlX Boi,May 4 2007, 02:45 AM
I went to go karting with a friend of mine, but stopped off for dinner before that. He really needed to take a sh!t after dinner, so I told him to use the one @ the restaurant or the karting place. He was being a bitch and nooooo way in hell would he go anywhere other than his own throne back home. I really wanted to **** him over, but in the end, we ended up driving back (20 min away) and didn't go karting. I'm sure not going to go anywhere with that asshat again.
one of my neighbors is like that..... they (the entire family) is afraid to use a public bathroom...... I think in dire situations they will, but otherwise they drive home also....

I always laugh when someone heads into the stall, doesn't even wipe the seat off...(or put toilet paper down, or one of those liner things).... just drops the pants and plops down on whatever was on the toilet seat (piss, hair, cum, you name it...)
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Old May 4, 2007 | 08:24 AM
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Flush twice, it's a long way to Cleveland -- etched in stall at Paul Brown Stadium
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Old May 4, 2007 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by C_Unit,May 3 2007, 10:32 PM


you're a damn good man for owning up to that.
I have my moments.

BTW, I travel up I-5 pretty regularly: you're gonna wanna stay away from the McDonald's near the freeway the 3rd weekend in August.
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Old May 4, 2007 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Fuelrush,May 3 2007, 10:38 PM
LOL! You a local (If so you should check out the Smoky Mountain forum)? Glad I wasn't in the area for that!
Dad's from there, but I was out checking on a college friend of mine (with bodacious ta-tas).
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Old May 4, 2007 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Scot,May 4 2007, 04:23 AM
I always laugh when someone heads into the stall, doesn't even wipe the seat off...(or put toilet paper down, or one of those liner things).... just drops the pants and plops down on whatever was on the toilet seat (piss, hair, cum, you name it...)
I really dug the looks of horror from the ladies who had to do the "hover" this last weekend while I was at Coachella.
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Old May 4, 2007 | 02:43 PM
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There are so many public surfaces more dirty and dangerous than a public toilet seat. At least the public seat usually has a liner you can put on it.
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Old May 4, 2007 | 03:29 PM
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The worst is when someone drops it and doesnt flush
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