If you were a professional wrestler, what would your stage name and theme music be?

I'll post mine after I hear a few

 

How about "The Befuddler"? Theme music by John Cage.

 

Name: Thunder!
Music: Hells Bells by AC/DC

Imagine the lights flashing, crowd going wild, then you start to hear the bells, bong, bong, bong.... crowd noise raises... then the classic guitar of Angus kicks in... crowd noise reaches a fevered pitch. "I'm rolling thunder, pouring rain, I'm coming on like a hurricane..." The crowd joins in the singing screaming every word.... Then I enter the ring...

You get the picture...

 

That's where the bubble is burst!

 

Yep... at 5'8" and 165lbs I'm not exactly Professional wrestler material. Heck I couldn't even be a referee.

 

I'd be "The Raging Drunk" and my theme music would be Tool's "Sober."

Whoa, that doesn't sound too bad.

 

The Brick

Thick as A Brick! Jethro Tull

Bwahahahahaha!!!

 

Name: THE ROCK -E- FELLER
Song: Money Talks by AC/DC

If the real "The Rock" sues me for using his name as a part of mine, I'll just stick to Nachtmeister and choose
"Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones as my theme song .
Or then again maybe this song by Manowar to scare my opponents big time...before I finally appear -

Full moon's light is calling me
My kingdom lies within.
The mystic soul and lions heart
Brought by the talisman
The ecstasy of battle takes me
Where the falcons fly.
Immortal youth was granted me
I will never die.

Born of Black wind fire and steel
Born of Black wind fire and steel
Born to teach them all to heel
Born of Black wind fire and steel

Pounded by the hammers
Of the giants of the world
I can see in darkness
I'm the overlord
Single combat I await
My shadow brings them fear.
The spikes upon my chariot
Will grind them when they're near
[...]
I am an outcast
On the path of no return
Punisher and swordsman
I was born to burn.
Black Wind always follows
Where my black horse rides.
Fire's in my soul
Steel is on my side.
[...]

 

I would be "Psicho"

And my theme would be "Eye of the Tiger" ...

 

S2K Fan of course!