I caught you spanking it on the Charles yesterday - w4m
Date: 2009-07-06, 10:47PM EDT

Dont know if I caught you or you deliberately caught my attention-

sooo...it was a gorgeous day and if I had a penis, i'd probably be out there, enjoying the day and whacking off too-but not for a passerby's benefit-

and the funny thing is that I was so totally horny too..the thought had crossed my mind to go over there and randomly **** your brains out and then continue on my way as if nothing happened (I might have had my own masturbatory fantasy about it later that night)

but you looked like a total goober, (especialy with the ridiculous mastaburatory face you were making) and you are obviously are a spaz because you have to get off on trying to shock and offend people..

you didnt shock or offend me-it was just another random, ****ed up thing in my day.

thanks, i think

Got muh 93 Accord that I want to sell. It's been sitting for awhile inside a portable plastic car garage. Under a few inches of dust, you'll find a pristine example of a beat up, shit box Honda. Now, keep in mind, when I said mint, I was referring to "mint shitbox." This is not your every day shitbox, beater Honda Accord. This is the kind of car you can buy, put a few grand into, and still have nothing. I recommend that the wheels be taken off and it be used as a chicken coop or animal shelter. That, or someone ambitious could use this to make a one-of-a-kind tree-house for the kids. Someone even more ambitious or young could even entertain the idea of dropping a few grand in stereo and putting the thing on the road. If that were the case, you'd definitely have "a sleeper." On top of that, you'll be the joke of the town. There will be nothing like rolling up to your girlfriend's house in this car and seeing the look on her face...."is that safe?" she'll say, and you'll reply "....no" as you roll down 1 of 2 duct tape windows. Anyway you look at it, you can't lose. Highlights of the car....it's a 1993 and hasn't ran since the last time it was 1997. 2 of 4 windows are molded out of performance duct tape. Dents, holes, wonderful hues of rust, modern art to some. Scotch tape headlights and frozen wheels. An exhaust note that will remind you of the monster truck "gravedigger." And while we're thinking about 'gravedigger,' you'd be smart to dig your own grave if you were brave enough to drive. This is THE steal of steals. Buy the car, get full insurance coverage on it, roll it off a cliff, and boom, you're rich. I suggest all interested to act quickly.