Canadians drinking Budweiser & Coors Light?

 

As opposed to maple syrup?

 

as opposed to Canadian beer (which they have claimed is better many, many, many, many times) ?

 

It's the Canadian version of the poopie beer.

Also, Tigol Bitties is the girl I'm making out with in the other photo. Sweet. Yeah, it's love. Actually she just emailed me and asked if I wanted to do something this weekend so it might be. In a drunken daze last weekend I asked how how exactly I could fit every part of her body in my mouth at once. I mean, it was an honest question, just maybe not the most appropriate....though she didn't mind it at all

 

 

just got back from my houseboating trip on the shuswap... good times!!!
it was my buddy's stag, and we had the biggest boat in the twin anchors fleet. i was worried that the weekend would be a sausage-fest... but then we found the stagette boat from calgary (oh my!!!). every girl from their boat came over to our boat for the next 2 days, and i thought it couldn't get any better. then a second stagette boat pulled up on the last night (half dudes, half girls). we put the 2 biggest guys at the front deck, and only allowed the girls in (nightclub style). the dudes from the other boat were pissed, but we ended up with good odds
managed to hook up with an engaged beauty the first night, and then a sexy nympho the second!
what a weekend!!
anyone know where to buy a houseboat?
i'm still looking for my liver and kidneys... they are m.i.a.

 

AWESOME MAN!

Yeah there were a couple staggette boats out when we were there too, so we chased down one of em and when started to get pretty close then realize it was full of big, ugly, angry women. Two of the guys on our boat were greeting them from the top deck with their junk hanging out, and when we got close the girls yelled out "eww, yer embarrassing yourselves!"

The boys egos are still hurting. Soon as I saw these chicks I spun the wheel and we booked it out of there.

I'm supposed to be going back again in 3 weeks but I can't do it. I've been drunk for a month and yesterday was the first good sleep I've had since mid-June. I actually downloaded soothing sounds of water and rain and crap to try and help me while I was sleeping. It worked.

Glad you had a good time! Post some pics

 

damn i gotta try this houseboating thing

 

Yep, you really do. Everybody does. It's a house part that goes on for days, your neighbors change by the hour (and day by day), and everybody who goes is open to all kind of uninhibited stuff.

Find a place to go and book it. Another crazy thing, in this particular area there is one boating company that is the only one in North America to have high speed wireless internet on its entire fleet. You could pull a week long vacation and still be connected if you need to.

 

beligerence at it's finest