How come this one phrase gives women a free ticket to do whatever the %@$# they want? I know their emotions get a little whack but comon using this for an excuse to just totally go biserk? COMEON! All the yelling, screaming, bitchy attitude towards us guys...and oh its okay she's on her period. Enough is enough im standing up from now on.

"And how do you plead Ms. Doe in the murder of John Doe?"
"Innocent. I was on my period."


Ahhhhhhh i needed to vent.

 

it has been nice knowing ya...
I'll send you a get well card when you're in the hospital recovering from your injuries.

 

The worst is when female co-workers use that excuse to take a sick week every month even though they're well enough to come to work.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLY

 

I don't understand the big deal about periods. I mean...girls have a planned event that happens once a month. Whereas males have to deal with raging bones at any given time.

Ever been in the middle of a presentation and you pop a boner? That is embarassing and impressive at the same time.

I was at work sitting at my desk and I popped one for no good reason other than the blood flow was working too well...and the fire alarm went off. THAT was a fun day.

 

i work at a rock climbing gym one night a week for perks..and we play "would you rather to pass the time"...one of the ones we ask girls is would they rather have a reversed period and have it three weeks out of the month and one week off or have to take it up the bum every time they have sex...most choose the bum ...favorite response from a hot co worker..as she smiled she said "id learn to like it" hah

 

I've skated for the Red Wings before. . .

 

 

Chazmo nailed it in one

 

Put the towel down. . . and go to town.

That said, I've not had raspberry jelly donut face. . . so, you know, it's all good.