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Old Feb 18, 2010 | 08:53 AM
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns, and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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Old Feb 18, 2010 | 09:09 AM
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Old Feb 18, 2010 | 09:11 AM
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I find calling random Indians "Chief" and "Tonto" to be hilarious.
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Old Feb 18, 2010 | 01:21 PM
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aint that the fukn truth!

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Old Feb 18, 2010 | 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Feb 18 2010, 12:11 PM
I find calling random Indians "Chief" and "Tonto" to be hilarious.
<insert the black kid saying "that's racist" here>
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Old Feb 18, 2010 | 02:16 PM
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Don't call me chief or tonto.
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Old Feb 18, 2010 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by DFWs2k,Feb 18 2010, 02:27 PM
<insert the black kid saying "that's racist" here>
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Old Feb 18, 2010 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Feb 18 2010, 03:16 PM
Don't call me chief or tonto. I am not a Native American and I don't live on a Navajo Indian reservation in Tuba City, AZ.
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Old Feb 18, 2010 | 03:45 PM
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I'm Native American......that's racist....


but I'm not offended....I listen to rap music, how could I be...
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