I friend of mine sent me this earlier. Here in Richmond, there are many NASCAR fans (not me, I'm a CART fan) but earlier this year the IRL came to town:


Subject: FW: Indy Cars vs. NASCAR


Indy Cars vs. NASCAR... You decide:

Indy cars look like rocket ships. NASCAR cars look like the ones you wrecked
last week and still owe 12 payments on.

When Indy cars bump into a wall, they explode. NASCAR cars slam against each
other, bounce off a concrete fence, do a double-back flip and keep going.

Indy fans are named Biff and Buffy. NASCAR fans are named BUBBA and Bonnie
Sue.

Indy fans can name all the Presidents. Most NASCAR fans can name THE
President.

Indy fans are fly fisherman. NASCAR fans belong to B.A.S.S.

Indy cars are assembled by a team of Swiss and German scientists in a top
secret laboratory in Geneva. NASCAR cars are built in the back of Gomer's
garage by men named Waddel, Junior, and Banjo.

When an Indy car race is over, drivers shake hands. When a NASCAR race is
over, drivers shake their fists.

Most Indy car fans could not tell you who won last years race. NASCAR fans
can recite every race winner,and what he had for breakfast for the last 30
years.

Indy car fans wont leave home without American Express. NASCAR fans wont
leave home without their coolers.

The Indy 500 has yet to sell it's name to a corporate sponsor. A NASCAR
promoter will name his race after a bathroom disinfectant, personal hygiene
product or cat food if the price is right.

The average Indy car driver looks like James Bond. The average NASCAR driver
looks like Indiana Jones.

Indy car drivers act like they are doing you a favor if they glance your
way. NASCAR drivers will autograph your hat, tell you where the fish are
biting and ask you over to their house for supper, and have their way with
your sister.

Buffy wears heels. Bonnie Sue married one.

Biff subscribes to the Wall Street Journal. Bubba buys Guns and Ammo off the
rack.

Indy car fans know the party's over when the p