I wanted to make a few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so
you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these
consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a bundle.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace
Co. will merge and become...

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become...

Polly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as...

MMMGood.

4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to
become, of course...

ZipAudiDoDa.

5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
consolidate as...

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become...

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become...

Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become...

Knott NOW.

That's all I have right now, Invest wisely!

 

 

LOL, my favorite was MMMGood!

 

That's pretty funny. Always good to get a laugh, especially with how the market is doing.

 

hahaha, good stuff

 

lol, thanks for the good laugh!