IRAQ: Invasion update
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IRAQ: Invasion update
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To clean things up a bit in the Middle East, here is the new plan:
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent over there with the following info about muslim terrorists:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, Anna Nicole Smith, or Jesus.
5. Many are queer.
6. They hate barbecue.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
Should be over in about a week.
To clean things up a bit in the Middle East, here is the new plan:
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent over there with the following info about muslim terrorists:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, Anna Nicole Smith, or Jesus.
5. Many are queer.
6. They hate barbecue.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
Should be over in about a week.
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