Iraqi Military Strategy
04-03-2003, 11:08 AM
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:choking: Despite the language, that's too funny.
04-03-2003, 09:37 PM
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Originally posted by monkeymaker
Reminds me of a gag where these dudes kept having funny names read over the intercom at an airport.
Reminds me of a gag where these dudes kept having funny names read over the intercom at an airport.
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04-04-2003, 02:49 AM
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Amid the bombings and confusion in Baghdad, the personal physician of Saddam Hussein decided to call a meeting of all the Saddam look-a-likes.
He told the group, "I have some good news and some bad news."
They wanted to hear the good news first. So the physician said, "The good news is that Saddam survived the American bombing of his bunker."
"But the bad news is, he lost an arm."
He told the group, "I have some good news and some bad news."
They wanted to hear the good news first. So the physician said, "The good news is that Saddam survived the American bombing of his bunker."
"But the bad news is, he lost an arm."
04-04-2003, 09:11 PM
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After the US military tried in the early days of the war to contact senior Iraqi officials and officers by cell phone and text messages in order to convince them to defect, Saddam decided that turn-around was fair play. So Bush got a coded text message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA.
The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.
The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.
He suggested turning it upside down...
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA.
The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.
The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.
He suggested turning it upside down...