Irish Toast
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Irish Toast
Sean O'Reilly was sitting at the bar at Houlihan's Pub one evening. He hoisted his pint of Guinness and said "Here's to spendin the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night with a toast about ye." She said, "Aye, did ye now, Sean. And what was your toast?" Sean said "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church with me wife." "Oh, that's very nice indeed, Sean!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies, Shamus O'Roarke, on the street corner. Shamus chuckled leeringly and said "Sean won the prize the other night at Houlihan's with a toast about ye, Mary." She said "Aye, so I heard, Shanmus. I was a bit surprised. He's only been there twice in the last five years. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to drag him by the ears to get him to him come."
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