Well, after much thought, I decided to give JAGlady the 50,000 mile service on her car for Christmas. Although a little pricey, it needed to be done and, hey, as a present, I wouldn't have to pay for that and buy something else. She does have expensive taste though and I didn't want to appear cheap, so I also got her a couple Zaino products.

I told my Polish podiatrist buddy what I got her and he said "You insensitive idiot! You should have gotten her LEATHER CLEANER!"

So, I got her that too.

Then I told my accountant what I got her and he said "You give her that and she's going to DIVORCE you, and you REALLY can't afford that! Get her something that will remind her that she NEEDS you!"

So I bought her something with "Assembly Required."

My thought was that storage shelves for the laundry were just the ticket, but one of my employees suggested that I was a little misdirected. I should get her something pleasurable!

Pleasurable??? Damn, why didn't I think of that?

So, I've installed a vibrating seat in the Jag! Can't wait to see the look on her face Christmas morning!!

I'll be sure and give you a full report!!! Maybe I can get some pics too!

If anyone thinks I'm still off base tell me now! I'm running out of time!!

 

Guys.....

Don't let me down!!!!

It's 5:00PM Christmas Eve. In an hour, only the 7/11 will be open!

If I've screwed up, I'll be limited to getting her a Moon Pie and incense!

 

<Homer Simpson>Hmmmmmm MoonPie......</Homer Simpson>