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Jim's Wife's Night Out

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Old May 16, 2008 | 04:07 PM
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Jim's wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

Jim's okay with it, because he gets to watch sports and play on the Internet all night.

Jim hears his wife stumble into bed around 4 AM and laughs knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.

Jim wakes up the next morning and goes outside to inspect the family Volvo, which she used last night.

He sighs in relief because it's all in one piece.

Being rather anal about his car, Jim circles the car looking for dents and finds none.

But, wait a minute...
























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Old May 16, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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damn thats old
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Old May 16, 2008 | 04:11 PM
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Someone please present the timeline chart!
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Old May 16, 2008 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Gymkata,May 16 2008, 04:07 PM
Jim's wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

Jim's okay with it, because he gets to watch sports and play on the Internet all night.

Jim hears his wife stumble into bed around 4 AM and laughs knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.

Jim wakes up the next morning and goes outside to inspect the family Volvo, which she used last night.

He sighs in relief because it's all in one piece.

Being rather anal about his car, Jim circles the car looking for dents and finds none.

But, wait a minute...
























This is so old the car has been recycled 4 times.
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Old May 17, 2008 | 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by RebelS2k,May 16 2008, 04:11 PM
Someone please present the timeline chart!
Originally Posted by sparrow,May 16 2008, 12:17 PM
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Old May 17, 2008 | 04:39 AM
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old or not that shits funny!!! thankyou sir
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Old May 17, 2008 | 07:14 PM
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i don't get it...
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Old May 17, 2008 | 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,May 17 2008, 11:14 PM
i don't get it...
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Old May 17, 2008 | 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,May 17 2008, 08:14 PM
i don't get it...
And you never will
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Old May 17, 2008 | 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,May 17 2008, 07:14 PM
i don't get it...
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