A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind the bench. After the
game, he asked her how she liked the experience. Oh, I really liked it,"
she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25
cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?" "Well, I
saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back!" "Get the
quarter back!"