A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What, just because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."

 

8/10

 

1/10

 

2/10

 

I picture Dr Leo Spaceman from 30 Rock pulling something like this

 

2/10

Only because the dog is still alive...

 

i like it, i had to read it a second time, but i like it 7/10

 

 

solid 8/10 slapstick.