Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at the dinner table. "Son, where were you today?" The son says, "at school, dad." The robot slaps the son. "OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" "What DVD?" "A Toy Story." The robot slaps the son again! "OK, it was a porno," cries the son. "What! When I was your age, I didn't know what porn was!" The robot then slaps the dad! The mom laughs, "HAHAHA, He's certainly YOUR son!" The robot then slaps the mom.

 

7/10

 

 

3/10

Anthony Kiedis told his limo drive to go to Subway. Anthony was excited, he had heard they serve junk.

 

Yes, I've heard of it.

Alas.

 

I giggled so 8/10

 

I'm going to tell this joke to someone in the next 24 hours.

 

I will copy pasta this onto another forum and report back.

 

Told it to my girl... she liked it... that's all that matters.
10.

 

Q:What's brown and sticky?
A:A stick.