jokes for sondra part 4
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There were three guys on top of the cn tower, and they met a genie, the genie said I will give you one wish each, what you wish for you will jump off and land in it. the first guy wished to land in gold, so off he jumped and landed in gold, the second guy wished for lots of money he landed in money, the third guy said I wish for,,, Oh man I forget, oh crap, and with out Knowing he landed in a pile of crap.
I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!!!
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
why do men have slits in their underware? so they can get oxygen to their brains.
How can you tell if a man is sexually active?
He's breathing!
A man is trying to impress a woman by making her think he's really intelligent.
Man: I like waking early in the morning.
Woman: Are you sure you haven't missed an "n" out of that sentence?
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off of his head.
Why do women work harder than men?
Women get it done right the first time.
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a non-lazy man (who helps out around the house), and a lazy man are about to jump off a bridge into water. Who makes the biggest splash?
The lazy man. The other 3 don't exist.
why don't men do laundry?
cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
One day, God calls on Adam & says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain. The bad news is that I only gave you enough blood to operate one organ at a time."
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
How are men and beer bottles alike?
They're both empty from the neck up.
Why do woman fake orgasms?
Because men fake foreplay!
Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes?
It had a penis AND a brain!
How many men does it take to make popcorn?
Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
There were three guys on top of the cn tower, and they met a genie, the genie said I will give you one wish each, what you wish for you will jump off and land in it. the first guy wished to land in gold, so off he jumped and landed in gold, the second guy wished for lots of money he landed in money, the third guy said I wish for,,, Oh man I forget, oh crap, and with out Knowing he landed in a pile of crap.
I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!!!
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
why do men have slits in their underware? so they can get oxygen to their brains.
How can you tell if a man is sexually active?
He's breathing!
A man is trying to impress a woman by making her think he's really intelligent.
Man: I like waking early in the morning.
Woman: Are you sure you haven't missed an "n" out of that sentence?
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off of his head.
Why do women work harder than men?
Women get it done right the first time.
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a non-lazy man (who helps out around the house), and a lazy man are about to jump off a bridge into water. Who makes the biggest splash?
The lazy man. The other 3 don't exist.
why don't men do laundry?
cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
One day, God calls on Adam & says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain. The bad news is that I only gave you enough blood to operate one organ at a time."
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
How are men and beer bottles alike?
They're both empty from the neck up.
Why do woman fake orgasms?
Because men fake foreplay!
Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes?
It had a penis AND a brain!
How many men does it take to make popcorn?
Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
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From: Austin
A bit hypocritical, you think?
https://www.s2ki.com/forums/showthread.php?...ghlight=decency
https://www.s2ki.com/forums/showthread.php?...ghlight=decency
Anyone who knows me, knows that I am as NON-PC as they get, but having a little common decency towards others, especially chicks, goes a long way.
